when people i dont like touch me
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute
I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor
Will never not reblog.
#YEAH I ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT THIS??? APPARENTLY#SINCE YOUR HAIR COVERS ONE OF YOUR EYES FOR SUCH LONG PERIODS#YOUR BRAIN DECIDES THAT IT ISN’T VERY FUNCTIONAL ANYMORE AND ESSENTIALLY TURNS IT OFF????#ITS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS
but what about pirates then ?
pirates would often switch the patch over to the other eye before they went below deck. It was so one eye was already used to the dark so they could see. I assume they took the patch off if they intended to be above for below deck for extended periods of time.
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
Wearing lace bras and panties makes me feel 100x hotter than I actually am
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!